Did you hear the one about the boy with too many toys? Whose family kept giving him more and more toys and then yelling at him to pick them all up when he never brought them to the house to begin with? The boy whose mom and dad said enough is enough and went on a cleaning strike even though the boy’s aunts and uncles and all their aunts and uncles still sent boxes of toys that blocked the front door so the family couldn’t even get out of the house? Well, that boy is me! So if any kids want a lot of toys please come get them so I can go to school! Thank you!